From The 3 Blind Mice, To The Avengers Trinity<\/b><\/p>\n

When last we met, we talked about the magic that is Liposomal Technology and how it applies to today\u2019s batch of the Pro-hormones ugly step-children; 1-DHEA,<\/a> 4-DHEA<\/a>, and 19-Nor-DHEA<\/a>. Remember that girl, or guy, in High School that was butt-ugly, awkward and shy? Remember how they use to keep to themselves, and have long hair that covered their zit infested face, and liked someone who didn\u2019t like them back, and was mortified by the fact that that miserable bitch laughed and teased me behind my back and said I had a disgusting body!!! Remember that!???…Sorry, a little to close to home there. Anyhoo, that misfit guy\/girl in High School, that ugly duckling that you remember, would one day grow up to be the studliest, most stunning, and beautiful creature when they finally hit their gorgeous sprout Post-High School\/Post-College. Eat that shit Melissa, who\u2019s fat now!??? Well the same can be said about the current Bodybuilding\u2019s darling Pro-Hormones known as; 1-DHEA<\/a>, 4-DHEA<\/a>, and 19-Nor-DHEA<\/a>. They were designed and put out there, but users thought them useless because you had to take such a high dose that the cost per dose wasn\u2019t warranted! Years later, a delivery system known as \u201cLiposomal Technology\u201d would come along and change these lagging, ill absorbed DHEA metabolites into pro-hormone powerhouses! Kind of like the whole \u201cugly duckling morphing into a swan\u201d analogy, but more so an analogy of a Prince Adam grabs the Power Sword and speaks; \u201cBY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL\u2026\u201d, you get the picture.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s address the giant pink lemon in the room right now, the days of Super DMZ, Methylstenbolone, and off-the-storeroom-shelf pure pharmaceutical grade encapsulated Metandienone disguised as \u201cTribulus\u201d, are OVER. We, the bodybuilding supplement industry cannot do that anymore. Those goddamn Feds, who would crash a Cure4Aids party because the band was to loud, like to take away all that is fun and fair in the Bodybuilding Supplement industry. All because some idiot senator was scorned by the fact that he sucked at High School baseball and had a tiny wiener, when other kids were using anabolic agents and killing the game!? Let me tell you something, that prick senator could have taken 8 tons of Super DMZ and he would STILL suck at baseball, he would still suck at getting laid, and he would still be stuck holding his tiny limp wiener in his hand! You\u2019re still an asshole, Joe Biden! Off soapbox rant\u2026 So what happened next was that chemists needed to get creative. Because DHEA is a legal supplement, off-shoots of the hormone known as DHEA are also LEGAL supplements. Here is the genius at work, DHEA is a \u201cmaster hormone\u201d from which other hormones can be created from within the human body via enzymatic pathways. Here\u2019s a next step conversion for you to wrap your head around; DHEA can EASILY convert to Androstenedione, which can easily convert to Testosterone\/the king of muscle building hormones. The problem is that DHEA can easily convert to Estrogen too, not optimal. What did those wacky wild chemists do? They used naturally occurring metabolites of DHEA instead of DHEA itself! For example, a natural occurring metabolite of DHEA is 1-DHEA<\/a> and here is where it gets anabolically delicious: 1-DHEA<\/a> converts to 1-Andro<\/a>, which converts to 1-Testosterone<\/a>! If you are as old as I am, you\u2019ll remember when 1-Andro<\/a> was the ELITE pro-hormone on the market! No major side effects other than pure lean mass accrual! So 1-DHEA<\/a> converts to 2 amazing anabolic miracles. You really can\u2019t lose! To make it even better, the original problem of \u201cabsorption\u201d of these DHEA metabolites, SOLVED by the sensation known as \u201cLiposomal Technology\u201d.<\/p>\n

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After speaking with the DHEA metabolites patent holder, Eric Marchewtiz, it has become clearer than ever; You\u2019ll never keep pro-hormones down and out (eat a cock, Mr. Biden). The pro-hormone game is stronger than ever thanks to the fusion of 1-DHEA<\/a>, 4-DHEA<\/a>, and 19-NorDHEA<\/a> with Liposomal Technology delivery systems! Need a \u201cwet\u201d bulker like the good old days of Deca from the 1980\u2019s? No problem, we got that handled too. Back in the later part of 1990\u2019s, Norandrostenedione and Norandrostenediol were all the rage and a POWERFUL pro-hormone that you could get right off the Supplement store shelves! Users would find from these pro-hormones, a very familiar pump and the effects of \u201csize and strength gains\u201d. So familiar, in fact, that they thought they were on a cycle of Deca<\/a>! Alas, with the original ban of Andros\/Norandros in 2004, we had to say rest in piece to the possibility of having another nandrolone converting product. Until NOW! The DHEA metabolite called 19-Nor-DHEA<\/a>, is a 2 step conversion to Nandrolone. Prepare yourself for this:<\/p>\n

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How\u2019s your mind? Blown? As well it should be, as 19-Nor-DHEA<\/a> is a legitimate metabolite that will convert to Norandro-diol\/Norandro-dione, which easily converts to the anabolically exquisite hormone, Nandrolone. Just take my money, NOW!<\/p>\n

We might as well talk about the 3^{rd<\/sup> brother in question. If} 1-DHEA<\/a> was the lean and trim modelesque brother, throwing out that blue steel pucker, and 19-Nor-DHEA<\/a> was the overly muscular and strong brother, with great hair and looked like a tank-top Mr. Olympia competitor, 4-DHEA<\/a> would be\u2026well, this brother would be pretty much be a fusion of both brothers, but with not as great of hair as 19-Nor-DHEA<\/a>, and WAY hornier. Like it\u2019s other brother\u2019s, 4-DHEA<\/a> converts to Testosterone<\/a>, in 2 steps. First from 4-DHEA<\/a> to Androstenedione, or, Androstenediol, and then to Testosterone<\/a>. So pretty much exactly like a cycle of Testosterone<\/a>, you can expect huge strength gains, massive pumps, lean mass gains, an aromatization reaction into Estrogen (which explains the horniness) and a reduction reaction into DHT (which explains the body hair, and the intermittent boners like a 14-year-old boy) depending on personal biochemistry, of course. Biden may have taken away our \u201cdesigner steroids\u201d, but the pro-hormone game is stronger than ever! And the best part, they are all considered supplements because they are DHEA offshoots, completely legal, and non-toxic to the liver **cough-Anadrol-cough**.<\/p>\n

The good days of super-supplements are NOT over, my friends. The Avengers Trinity of Pro-Hormone Power are here to stay. And as Mr. Trump would say: they will grab you by your, um, hair? And lead you to muscular greatness (disclaimer: with correct nutrition and training). In closing, Biden can go to hell. Melissa too.<\/p>\n

\u201cLife is too short to be small, bro.\u201d<\/i> ~ Mighty Mike Quinn<\/i><\/p>\n

~by Vijay Puri BS DC<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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